This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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