And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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