there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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