Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
