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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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