bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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