Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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