google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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