I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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