I heard we made out
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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