my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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