I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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