she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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