I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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