i may or may not be watching the land before time
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Vodka?
Forever.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Randomize
