I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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