used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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