it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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