At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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