guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
cat food counts as protein by the way
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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