Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
