After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize
