Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
