What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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