Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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