I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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