Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
this beer tastes like vomit already
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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