I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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