these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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