when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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