you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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