U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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