I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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