In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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