Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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