In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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