Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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