People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
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i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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