i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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