no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I have feelings that need drinking.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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