she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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