It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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