There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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