yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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