At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am puke
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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