Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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