I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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