i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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