At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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