As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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