you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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