Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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