Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
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