Me too!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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